How I love current government reasoning:

I went to university. I must be a terrorist.

Update: I seem to have confused quite a few people with this post, so I thought I had better clarify a little – the morning I posted this, BBC Radio 4 were running a report which seemed to be suggesting that the government was seriously concerned about student societies breeding terrorism. It appears that, since then, people have ‘got clue’ and stopped talking about such nonsense.